Mila Monday Dump

I hate Macaulay Culkin even more than I used to...

Evian water would like to put your baby on roller skates.  Or they want to see your baby jumped by another baby in roller skates.  I’m still trying to figure it all out, but the graphics are still better than The Hulk.  <homework4dummies>

Put on your drinking pants and game faces, because we have the official Home Run Derby Drinking Game.  <homerderby>

Apparently I’m not the only guy who regularly writes with a boner.  Best headline about this little Erin Andrews incident by far.  <thebiglead>

Brock Lesnar apologizes to Bud Light, gives excuses for being a dick after knocking the piss out of Frank Mir.  <cagepotato>

The 6th installment of Auto Tune the News.  These things get stuck in my head worse than the image of Bruno’s waving cock.  Except I like these.  <youtube>

I’m sure you’ve seen the story about the dude who got gored to death during the running of the bulls in Pamplona this weekend.  But you haven’t seen it written about so eloquently.  <friendsoftheprogram>

There is something called the Naked Women’s Wrestling League.  And Carmen Electra something something.  How come I’ve never heard of Naked Women’s Wrestling League until now?  <sportsbybrooks>

Matt Clapp introduces all of us (maybe just me) to Nicky Whelan.  These pictures are enough to make putting on my work clothes next to impossible, but then he said she was Australian.  I would absolutely pay just to hear her talk, even if she was just making fun of my small penis for five minutes.  That would be enough.  <sharapovasthigh> 

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