Bastille Day Dump

This is how the storming of the Bastille looked

Shaq lets fly The Glory of Lovein all his Shaq-iness.  This guy craves attention more than a sexually abused 15-year-old girl.  But you don’t go to jail for enjoying Shaq’s antics.  Remember that.  <neswsports>

Cubs-fan, blogger-man grades the North Sider’s first half.  Just as accurate and more straight-forward than anything you’d read in the Tribune, better than anything you’d find in the Sun, and Milton Bradley’s head as an atomic bomb is top tier photo-journalism.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Antonio Cromartie of the Chargers is doing his best Travis Henry impersonation.  And by that I mean having lots of kids by lots of different women.  This isn’t a contest you want to win, gentlemen.  Someone want to explain to me what’s wrong with pulling out and putting some snow on the peaks?  Anyone?  <stylepointsblog>

I have a friend who reminds me in every way of Patton Oswalt’s character in this movie.  They even look alike.  Oh, and even though it isn’t a comedy (I only like comedies because they don’t force me to deal with real emotional issues that I’ve been forced to suppress) this movie looks great.  <withleather>

ESPN discovers that the Dallas Cowboys and New England Patriots are the two most hated teams in the NFL.  Next week they might inform us that the Yankees are the most hated team in baseball, but breaking that story would take some serious investigative journalism.  <sportressofblogitude>

For the first time since she got clocked by a foul ball, Erin Andrews was on the air last night.  Some diligent stalker fan was able to capture some screen shots of the bruise on her chin.  This is the first chin bruise I’ve ever seen that wasn’t shaped like my nuts.  Wakka Wakka.  <rightfieldbleachers>

Video of how to get out of playing a full soccer match when you just don’t feel like it.  This is much cooler than faking an injury.  <sportsrubbish>

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