The Half Blood Dump

Now that she's of age, whipping it out in the theater makes you a sexual preditor for 1 less reason.

Seeing as how I’ve been to St. Louis innumerable times, I’m well aware of how much the vast majority of people in that city suck.  That being said, I’m surprised more of them didn’t boo the President of the United States.  <youtube>

Conan O’Brien somehow managed to get a hold of the LeBron dunked-on tape.  *Spoiler Alert* (No he didn’t).  But I do imagine this will make getting LeBron to come on the show anytime soon a little more difficult.  I don’t know where the hell his PR guy is, but he needs to get off a beach somewhere and come revive that kid’s image before it’s too Kobe.  <neswsports>

A blogger needs help identifying a mysterious bald man at the All Star Game last night.  If I might offer a clue:  He hates Superman and is planning something evil.  <theworldofisaac>

If this actually happens the West Coast is going to be quite heavy in the douchey-dick head category.  Oh wait…  <blacksportsonline>

Some guy was able to get rid of crappy non-alcoholic O’Doul’s Beer.  How you ask?  He gave it to a burglar in exchange for the theif leaving his house.  I’d still be more excited about getting rid of the O’Doul’s.  O’Doul, does not in fact rule.  <sharapovasthigh>

The 10 humping-est cities, according to Trojan Condoms.  I think this is just a list of the 10 condom-wearing-est cities, and who wants that?  [Travis Henry joke].  I’ve been to every one of these cities, many of them multiple times, and lived in one.  This makes my sex life all the more depressing.  <thebachelorguy>

Robbing your own teammates, getting shot in the process, getting kicked off the team/out of college.  Well done son.  You’re going to make it far.  <sportsbybrooks>

Throwing sports metaphores into the confirmation of a Supreme Court Justice makes it a whole lot more exciting, bringing it’s level of interesting up to scraping syrup off a plate, but not quite as cool as picking rocks out of the bottom of your shoe.  <huggingharoldreynolds>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Seeing as how this is the slowest day in sports, we’ll be happy to take pictures of cats and stories about changing oil.

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