Thursday Thunder Dump

Alessandra Ambrosia kneeling like a pro

Shaq shows Artest how a real Michael Jackson tribute is supposed to go.  And it doesn’t involve mindlessly, rythmlessly and tunelessly and repeating the words “Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael”.  <neswsports>

Reflecting on the career of Stan the Man.  Plus some tips for events they should have in the All Star Game.  I think Most Awkward Cup Adjustment, and Tobacco Distance Spitting should be categories too.  Honestly, who cares about who has the strongest arm in right field when you could watch Manny spit a brown stream 3+ feet?  <notqualifiedtocomment>

What kind of morning would it be without cats tormenting screaming frogs?  Though I must say that the frog is quite lucky his assailant is just a cat and not a dog.  Sounding like a chew toy isn’t the best defense in the world when dealing with dogs.  <homework4dummies>

If you like following professional poker players and the WSOP, then you’ll dig this.  This site updates live keeping track of who’s left, showing how much they have with an indicator letting you know if they’re up or down on the day.  Back in the college days I learned how to play poker watching these guys, so I still kind of get a stiffy over this stuff.  Oh, and Phil Ivey is in the final 9.  <pokernews>

A question worthy of reincarnating Chris Farley in order to get the Fat Bears Guys together again on SNL.  Who gives the better middle-finger F-You to the camera: Megan Fox or Mike Ditka?  And not Mini-Ditka, and not naked-Megan Fox.  A war is raging between my penis and my soul.  Experience tells me that in this battle the penis is the American League: Undefeated since 1996.  <sharapovasthigh>

Marisa Miller was at the ESPYs last night, apparently.  Thankfully I forgot they were on until this morning.  Anyway, here’s some pictures of her there.  Not the best in the worl or anything, but whatever.  I’ve tugged-off to worse.  <usemycomputer>

These pictures would indicate that Richard Jefferson made a monumental mistake.  Not by leaving this girl at the alter, but by considering her marrying material in the first place.  I mean, congratulations on tagging that, Dick, but seriously… You had to spend $2 million on a wedding before you realized you made a mistake?  She doesn’t look like she knows how to iron for shit.  <withleather>

FX is working up a comedy about a group of guys in a fantasy football league.  It’s set in Chicago with Mark Duplass as the lead, who Matt at this site thinks is awesome.  The best part about being in my mid 20s is that about 80% of shows that come out are trying to target my age group, and this one happened to nail it.  Right in my nerd hole.  <warmingglow>

A day in the life of Andre Rison, the “best player to ever play the game”.  Who knew he was the Roy Hobbs of football?  Andre Rison did.  These “A Day in the Life of:”  are always great, so enjoy.  <stylepointsblog>

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