Women’s Undies Wednesday Dump

Please don't like the car more than the girl

Minor League Mascot Loves Minors.  Not the league or the team.  The “Daddy, look at the big blue birdie!” kind of minors.  Hugging a mascot with a stiffy has to be life-altering.  <withleather>

Fox Sports Detroit affiliate wants to see Garrett Olsons’ nuts.  That’s the only conclusion I can come up with when they mention “Olsen Twins” in his scouting report.  Are they calling him a doper, suggesting that they’re grossly under developed and undersized?  I would say that they absolutely are.  <detroit4lyfe>

ESPN is batting 1.000 this week in the Good Journalism and Good Public Relations departments.  News that the reigning Super Bowl champion quarterback has been accused of rape?  Bury that shit.  News that a former NFL quarterback had been drinking before his murder?  Get that headline up there, by Gawd.  <thesportshernia> 

Is the prospect of booze in the morning a good enough reason to go to Starbucks?  My pride and liver say “no”, but my alcoholism says “Yes”!  <sharapovasthigh>

Here at Bootlegger Sports we reported that Jeremy Mayfield was probably doing meth back on May 15. Before it was released by anyone.  That’s because, as a professional journalist, I like to jump to baseless conclusions.  Well, aside from his pee and everyone who knows him saying that it’s true, here’s some video of Mr. Mayfield acting like a retard NASCAR meth head.  <neswsports>

Kellen Winslow had to have his testicles drained.  And not the fun frat-speak-for-sex sort of way either, but rather the truly horrifying way.  <thebiglead>

How do Red Sox fans cope with being bumped out of first place by the Yankees?  Maria Menounos’ lemons.  <sportscracklepop>

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