Still No Football Friday Dump

Urlacher's form is terrible and fantastic at the same time.

Georgia QB Joe Cox both tries and simultaneously fails to live up to his name.  I just had a Borat flashback.  <deadspin>

I wonder if Pirates’ fans are pissed about the way the front office continues to shit all over them.  As it turns out, yes.  Yes they are.  I know MLB has this big push to get kids interested in baseball again, but it seems like trading away their heroes for schlubs just to make more money is a good way to push them towards hockey, basketball and football.  Certainly in a town where two of the aforementioned are World champs this year.  <paneech>

It would appear that the letter from Roger Goodell to Ben Roethlisberger has leaked.  I should have known Goodell was in to prison-style rape.  <stylepointsblog>

I think the sounds this tortoise makes during sex make it NSFW.  His lady friend reminds me a lot of my own sexual encounters.  Not necessarily the scales and shell (necessarily…), but preliminary attempt to flee followed by complete disinterest in the entire process.  <holytaco>

Old drunk bitches interviewing Kevin Costner at the  Mike Weir Charity Classic Pro-Am.  Costner throws his room number out to one of them, and I don’t think he’s just kidding around.  I’ve seen him act, and this was far more convincing.  <neswsports>

Is the WNBA above paying people to act interested in them for the sake of expansion?  Would they use such a tactic so vile in order to beguile (how ’bout that?) the poor people of Tulsa into starting up a team when the league looks on the verge of collapse?  We’ll go with “Yeah, they probably paid that dude.”  <rumorsandrants>

Jason Whitlock fires off a turd at Deadspin, ESPN, and the Erin Andrews coverage.  You’ve got to give it to this guy.  From merely browsing the nearly 1200 comments, I’d say at least 60% were negative, but you know what?  He got nearly 1200 comments.  That big, fat, victimized f*ck is a money machine, and one hell of a writer.  From someone who will never be either, I certainly give a tip of the hat to the man.  <foxsports>

Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  They don’t have to involve a reptile having an orgasm, but it never hurts.  Happy Friday.

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