Tipsy Tuesday Dump

Don't act like you don't pee in the sink too

In case you missed it, Tim Lincecum picked on the poor, pathetic, pussy Pittsburgh Pirates last night (6 of 8!).  It’s not like the Bucks were exactly knocking the cover off of the ball before The Freak showed up anyway, which explains why my buddy put so much money on the Giants last night.  I doubt taking the Giants to win netted much profit, but what the f*ck do I care.  I didn’t bet any money.  I didn’t even watch the game.  <paneech>

Also from that game:  If you didn’t see that amazing catch last night in in Pittsburgh, then check this out.  I can’t promise that the videos will be working when you see this, due to baseball’s awesomely retarded rules that do all they can to prevent fans from getting interested in the season.  But check it out anyway, if nothing else for the stills, because I’ve never seen a circus catch this cool.  <detroit4lyfe>

Here’s one fan’s favorite hockey jerseys of all time.  I’d never noticed how cool these things were either.  Though, I must raise a beef witha green jersey going No. 1, because I’ve never seen a green jersey in any sport that was worth an ounce of pig shit, but whatever.  I only watch the playoffs anyway.  <pucksandpitchforks>

Shaq was on Monday Night Raw yesterday evening.  Remember when we pointed out the signs that Shaq has developed a something like a pathological need for attention?  I do.  I still love that big man, but maybe someone close to the situation might want to evaluate this sort of behavior.  I have this feeling that giving Shaq your phone number would seem like a really cool idea for about two days, and then at 3:30 AM on the third it would start to dawn on you what a big mistake you made, because you just got your 4th phone call about how funky his refrigerator smells.  <tonyblogs>

Flow chart for how to break up with your girlfriend.  I love this one because I get to pretend I have a girlfriend, and that she wouldn’t want me to leave her, but I did anyway.  Hehe!  <holytaco> 

I’ve never done a cadaver lab (human dissection for those of you from the South), but I’m pretty sure that Madonna stole her arms from one.  <wwtdd>

I’m a day late, but Frat-Guy rehashes the weekend.  This feature is very special to me, as I was subjected to far too many years of frat-speak and I was never in one.  I think if I met a frat guy from Jersey I’d laugh through the entire murder suicide.  <stylepointsblog>

Another swimmer’s ass tore out of the back of a swimsuit.  This time it was a dude.  Previously I had no opinion on the debate about the legitimacy of these new suits, but I do now.  Go back to board shorts or something.  <huffingtonpost>

Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  I think I just got bitten by a flea, so I’m getting the F out of this house.  Have a great Tuesday. 

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