Throwback Thursday Dump

I'd like to see her go humping in those heels, know what I'm saying? No? Okay then.

I’m not sure who Cornelius Ingram is.  I just learned he’s a tight end for the Eagles, and that’s about all.  Oh, that and he needs a nickname for kicking ass and taking names.  I think Dorian Gray will fit nicely.  <insidetheiggles>

Catching a foul ball on the fly?  Pretty cool.  Doing it with a kid in your other arm?  Awesome.  If only he’d used the kid to catch it, I would have paid for his autograph.  You know, when he got out of jail.  <withleather>

Predicted headlines for the Denver Broncos this year.  Personally, I think “Kyle Orton’s Beard Makes Mouth Look Like Ragged Vagina With Teeth” will top the sports page this year.  <predominantlyorange>

A list of the greatest villains from this decade.  Somehow Joe Buck isn’t on this list, and neither is Jack Nicholson’s character in The Departed.  But that’s the beauty of things like this, because you get to add your own in the comments section.  Or start your own blog.  Whatever.  <fansided>

Goddamn I hate Twitter.  But I assume most of you assholes like it, so here you go.  The best sports personalities on Twitter.  Everything from bloggers, to athletes to “mainstream” writers.  I think you give up the right to call yourself mainstream when you tweet.  Or when you’re named Jay Mariotti.  <tonyblogs>

Kendra takes giant dumps.  Well big whoop.  So do I but you don’t see me bragging abou-… Oh right.  Okay, that’s cool.  Carry on.  <donchavez>

Jim Leyland still has enough to go around for the ladies.  He’s like a living, breathing Viagra commercial.  So if you want to see him topless, then be my guest.  But turn your volume down before you play the video.  <detroit4lyfe>

I was thinking about taking a trip to Lawrence, Kansas this year.  I am now thinking about it even more.  God I can’t wait for college football.  Oh, my inspiration to go to Lawrence has nothing to do with Jayhawk football, it has to do with tits.  And not Mangino’s tits.  <bustedcoverage>

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