Alice Eve Monday Dump

Stripper heels go with everything

Play the Braylon Edwards “what’s dumbest” game.  Showing up to camp a day late, showing up out of shape, or deciding to do both on a contract year?  <paneech>

The winner of the Braylon Edwards “what’s dumbest” game is Braylon Edwards.  He turned it into a drinking game.  <stylepointsblog>   

And just to tie this one off, here’s LenDale White with a tip that Braylon Edwards should really consider.  Also, LenDale, if lost 30 lbs in one off season just by cutting back the amount of Patron you’ve been drinking, you’ve got bigger problems than the weight gain.  <tonyblogs>

Reading between the lines of Jay Cutler’s first post-practice interview with the Bears.  Amazingly, nobody appears to have asked him how pussies learn to talk.  Maybe he’ll agree to an interview with the bootlegger sports staff.  <beargoggleson>

Five ways to lose your job as a professional athlete.  Braylon Edwards is actively working on three of these already this year.  <beerswithboggs>

For all the stupid shit rednecks do I find it amazing that they live long enough to have as many kids as they do.  This picture for example.  How did these guys get this old?  I bet they have four or five kids each, easy, and this kind of brain power should have left them vegetative or dead years ago.  <homework4dummies>

Adam Carolla in his living room with friends.  Specifically a doctor who takes calls from listeners.  This formula is better than anything you’ll find on the radio these days.  <adamcarolla>

Was that a Tiger Fart?  The world may never know, but I think I just came up with the newest flavor of Gatorade.  <bustedcoverage>

Photo rosters of the upcoming Lingerie Football League teams.  There are three teams named “Bliss”  in this stupid league.  Three out of ten.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m still gonna watch, I’m just saying.  <coedmag>

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