Horse Envy Thursday Dump

Get off Brittany, it's my turn. No, not to ride the horse...

The first video released of LeBron James since he got dunked on, and he couldn’t give less of an effort.  He’s just going through the motions even more than I am.  <neswsports>

Eli Manning’s ridiculous new contract has Jay Cutler thinking happy thoughts.  Like, “think of all the insulin that would buy!”  <beargoggleson>

Max Jean-Gilles is an offensive linemen for the Philadelphia Eagles.  And there ends everything I can tell you about that guy.  But he gave an interview to a blogger in the middle of two-a-days, so he must be a pretty nice guy.  The closest thing to date resembling an interview conducted at Bootlegger Sports is when I yelled at my morning wood to go away while typing that last link.  <insidetheiggles>

The Titans will be putting a number 9 on their helmets to honor Steve McNair.  Some people have a problem with this because he was cheating on his wife.  Basically, anyone who thinks he’s not deserving of a tribute from his former team because of that should suck on the ass hole of hypocrisy.  The consequences for cheating are usually along the lines of losing half of everything you own, not being shot four times in your sleep.  <profootballtalk>

Feel like watching a dirt bike land on top of a guy?  No?  What are you a pussy?  <outsidetheboxscore>

When asked the question, “Does anybody like Lane Kiffin?”  You can now officially not answer with “Ronald Curry”.  Of course I can’t think of any name that appropriate answers that question, but Curry just decided to make it official.  <justblogbaby>

Breaking News:  Dusty “Double Switch” Baker is an awful manager who ruins pitchers’ arms.  Mark Prior would have appreciated this memo six years ago.  <rumorsandrants>

And we’re gonna call it a day there, because I think I just shit my underpants.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

Tags: link dump

No comments yet.

Leave a comment