Shake Weight Monday Dump

Now, to firm up those neck muscles just open wide and hum for daddy

A bio of Bret “The Hitman” Hart, which is mostly a fictional story wrapped up with a very non-fictional stroke.  <paneech>

Carl Pavano traded to an in-division rival for being unable to please Alyssa Milano.  There was also something about debt or payroll in there or something, but mostly that’s what I got out of this.  Then I looked up pictures of Alyssa Milano and had to take a 10 minute “me” break.  <detroit4lyfe>

Chris Berman brings you the most unfunny football bloopers video of all time.  Seriously, this is worth watching for how bad it is.  I’m with the blogger:  You know it’s bad when you find yourself wishing for Bob Sagat.  <neswsports>

Kyle Orton was booed and jeered at a Broncos practice.  If it was for one or two lousy passes, then those fans suck and are way out of line.  If it was for that awful thing he calls a beard, then they are absolutely right to boo him relentlessly and call him muff face.  <blogdownchicagobears>

In case you missed UFC 101, Anderson Silva gave Forrest Griffin a severe beating that reminded me of that ass kicking I took in the 6th grade.  Seriously, at the 3:15 mark Silva looks like he’s mastered the Matrix and is currently trying to free mankind.  <youtube>

Speaking of UFC, Dana White wants to hold an event in Fenway Park next summer.  Maybe as a finale all the fighters can rush the stands and beat the piss out of Bostonians.  Just a thought.  <cagepotato>

Pete Carroll plays the piano and leads his football team in sing-alongs.  You know, you never see Nick Saban doing anything like this.  Maybe “goofy” only works out West, but “raging asshole” is universally understood.  <rumorsandrants>

And to cap it, here’s a picture of Dustin Pedroia looking (more) like a small child.  Though to be fair I’d soil myself on an outside change-up and beg for the mean man not to throw so hard anymore.  <thesportshernia>

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