Reggie Miller Not a Stalker

What a ho

Lots of people owe Reggie Miller an apology after all the stories that have run this past week, after sexy pictures of the not-married woman he was supposedly pursuing without her reciprocation emerged from his phone.  So there it is.  Reggie is a dirt bag.  Not a stalker.  She clearly sent out the Easy Beam via Slut Signals, and Reggie was just tuning in.

I think I can speak for most guys when I say that if this chick sent any of us these pictures we’d assume it was game on.  Whether she said she was engaged or not.  It’s not right, but f*ck it, I’m not the Pope.  Besides, if she’s throwing it out there like that, some other guy-who’s-not-her-fiance will hit it while you and you’re lonely penis are up on your high horse. 

So it’s okay Reggie.  Even though your game looks like dooky, and you kinda threw desperation vibes with those rapid-fire texts, and it was clearly a stupid move to threaten her emasculated fiance, you’re still in the Likable Guys club.  Better luck next time.

Tags: basketball, NBA, Reggie Miller

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