Monday Vaccination Dump

Guess who won't be getting a flu shot this year

Cleveland Browns fans can go ahead and assume the position.  It’s going to be one of those years again.  <paneech>

Shaq was on Conan the other night, because why wouldn’t he be?  This guy’s need for attention used to be bordering on pathological.  It has since jumped that fence and is in a full sprint into crazyburg.  The next logical step is to just buy billboards on every major interstate and put his face on them.  <neswsports>

Hey, Magic Johnson is 50 now.  And even though kids today only remember him for his unique ability to cure AIDs, he also used to play basketball.  Here are 10 of his greatest assists.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Want to hear more about how Tiger didn’t win, and what this means to the world of Golf?  I looked for a link that showed proper ways to kill yourself, but I couldn’t find any, and being on a friend’s computer I figured I better stop anyway.  All the porn is probably bad enough.  Anyway, good luck trying to find anything not Tiger-related in the sports world today before 6:00 PM. 

Some shela down unda’ tossed ‘er beeah on an opposin’ football playah.  An’ she ain’ even ‘ot.  An’ I ain’ any bettah at typin’ an aussie accent than I am speakin’ one.  <sportsrubbish>

Yes, Red Sox fans.  David Ortiz is a big bitch.  Putting your fingers in your ears and loudly repeating “I like Big Papi” is not a valid argument anymore.  Here we have the big man proving it in his own words.  <thebiglead>

Michael Vick alluded to prison rape on last night’s 60 minutes.  Actually he didn’t do anything of the sort, but he did say he cried a lot of nights.  So I’m just gonna stick with anal rape and go about my life.  <deadspin>

I don’t know what this is, I’m not sure what this guy is saying half the time, and I don’t know if I want to visit Sweden or want it annihilated.  I watched this twice and just got more confused.  <holytaco>

And I’m gonna wrap this up with a link to Golden Girls tattoos.  Yoooou’re welcome.  <warmingglow>

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