I Hate Tuesdays Dump

I reached into my bag and sliced my finger on my razor. Thus the inspiration.

The secret of how Madden rates rookie players is revealed.  <neswsports>

Kurt Angle was arrested for illegal possession of HGH.  But he only got caught because he had it in the car with him while violating his ex-girlfriend’s restraining order.  I mean, give the guy a break, right?  <paneech>

Michael Irvin will do blow  stab somebody in the neck with a pair of scissors  be on Dancing With the Stars.  The only way I could care less about his story is if you some how mixed in the words “Golf,” “American Idol” and “NASCAR” into it.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here’s a very extensive update on the Broncos Camp.  My take:  Brandon Marshall is good, the rest of the team isn’t.  Chris Simms is 1000X better than Kyle Orton at everything except beard growing.  But if you can’t grow a beard better than that thing on Orton’s face neck then you don’t deserve to start anyway.  <predominantlyorange>

It’s officially football season when the head coach of the Raiders is punching his assistants in the face.  <justblogbaby>

10 college football players to keep an eye on this year.  It won’t be hard to follow No. 4 on this list though.  His Holy ass will be stuffed down your throat every Saturday like early Communion.  <rumorsandrants>

When Tiger Woods gets his legs broken you can blame the Irish.  I know this link has Tiger Woods in it, but it’s actually a pretty funny story.  <deuceofdavenport>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  This morning’s link dump was inspired by an Ed Hardy beer koozie stolen from a redneck douche. 

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