Brandon Marshall Distrusts Broncos
Oh my god, he got a ball to me!
The AP has a story out saying that Brandon Marshall is having some trust issues regarding the Denver Broncos. They seem to think these stem from the team’s handling of his misdemeanor and subsequent acquittal, but I disagree.
The real trust issues here are far deeper. Bootlegger Sports has decided that in actuality, he doesn’t trust Kyle Orton to get him anything like a catchable ball during a game. Even conceding that he may accidentally place one in his vicinity, Marshall is beyond skeptical that this extremely rare occurrence will happen with any regularity.
Seeing as how everyone in the NFL except Lovey Smith knew Kyle Orton plays quarterback about as well as he grows beards, Marshall is forced to believe that his terrible luck is anything but coincidental. The Denver front office knew damn well what they were doing when they traded away Type One for Throatie, namely, planting a Brutus-esq dagger squarely between that 1 and 5, just under the name Marshall.
His season has been sabatoged, and it didn’t even take a self-pittying ego-maniacal douchebag like him to figure it all out. It just happened to work out that way.
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