At-a-Boy Thursday Dump

This should always be the reaction when I flash my junk

Don’t expect any standing ovation for The Unretired from Fran Tarkenton’s luxury box this year.  <sportressofblogitude>

Michelle Beadle of ESPNs SportsNation got caught by cameras air drumming on the set, which was pretty funny.  On a related note, here’s my take on SportsNation.  I like Michelle because she’s relaxed, confident, and easy on the eyes.  Colin Cowherd on the other hand is a tool who is obviously trying to emulate the worst butt plug in broadcasting history, our dear Joe Buck.  The Catholic Church should add this to the seven deadly sins, in place of sloth.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Garret Anderson just got his 1000 career hit, and these guys would like to remind you how great his career has been.  <morehardball>

This song’s played through my dreams all night, and coincidentally the video is a tribute to the Brooklyn Dodgers, so I can justify putting it up here.  On the All Time Coolest Guys List, Frank Sinatra is still firmly in first place.  <youtube>

Stephon Marbury is living in a Barbie World, and like everything else that crosses his mind, he thinks the world needs to hear it.  <thatnbalotterypick>

Dallas Cowboys kicker David Buehler beat Defensive Back DeAngelo Smith in a 50-yard race.  For some reason Wade Phillips is still a head coach in the NFL  said the two aren’t allowed to race again.  And if you’ll look at the picture it’s easy to tell why.  Those two obviously couldn’t be… more… friendly and smiling at each other?  Hmm… <withleather>

I originally started posting this link because these guys ask what will become of the Brett Favre Steakhouse in Green Bay.  Then I started looking at the pictures of the inside of that place, and sweet Jesus.  A Favre Merlot?  His stupid face hanging over your table-for-two?  This is a shrine to douchebaggery the likes of which make Joe Buck’s asshole quiver.  <steadyburn>

Oh, it was the dog’s fault for fighting each other, not Michael Vick’s.  How silly of me.  Thank you FOX News, without you I wouldn’t know so much about this world.  Mostly that the President is an illegal immigrant socialist/fascist bent on converting America’s youth to white-guy-hating Christianity/Islam/Atheism.  <kissingsuzykolber>

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