Patriotic Friday Dump

Had hippies looked like this we wouldn't have hated them

Natalie Portman-Mila Kunis movie sex?  Drug-fueled lesbian sex between two of the best looking women on Earth?  My erection just got an erection, and it’s playing the Popeye theme song.  <filmdrunk>

Just to make sure you saw that last post, and that the link worked, here it is again.  <OhmygodthisbetterberealorI’llkillmyself>

Nick Collison had the audacity to say he would rather live in Seattle than Oklahoma City?!  That asshole!  I sure hope a big fat local sports radio bloat can teach him a lesson.  [Enter Jim Traber]  <thebiglead>

I’ve seen more people at happy hour than were at the Reds game today.  Which is why day baseball will largely remain on the weekends and in Wrigley Field.  <sportressofblogitude>

If I’d ever collected baseball cards I might be kinda bummed about the Topps-MLB merger.  But seeing as how I didn’t, you wanna talk about how awesome that Mila-Natalie scene is going to be?  <paneech>

Patricia Heaton (Ray Ramano’s wife in the show Everybody Loves Raymond) was on Who Wants to be a Millionaire (needs question mark).  I understand that this may well be the most boring sentence ever, but bear with me.  At about the 2:20 mark Patricia gives her opinion of her Ohio State (insert THE if you’re a cocksucker) education.  In a word: nice.  <SECfootballblogger>

Today is the 50th anniversary of the 50th state in the Union.  For those of you who went to OSU, that’s Hawaii.  To celebrate, here’s 50 athletes from our tiny island playground.  Note: This must have taken more work than I ever dedicated to any one project in my six years at college.  <getin2thegame>

I’ll bet $100 I can get my roommate to make at least one of these Michael Vick prop bets.  <bustedcoverage>

Chad “Yes Child, Please” OchoCinco kicked an extra point and also kicked off to start the second half last night against the New England Patriots.  I know that Chad’s kind of an idiot, and so is thus the butt of a lot of NFL jokes, but that’s pretty awesome.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here’s 25 awesome protest signs.  Sure, the intentionally funny ones are great, but it’s the unintentional ones that really do it for me.  <holytaco>

Want a Favre jersey so rare that even he doesn’t have one?  Me neither, but it’s funny anyway.  <nogutsnoglory>

Louis CK will finally be given another TV show, this time on FX.  Seeing as how he’s the best comedian out there right now, I find this news awesome.  And I don’t care if it has nothing to do with sports either.  <warmingglow>

Send link tips in story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Once again, just about anything sent on Sunday is very much appreciated.  I’ll even reprint hate mail. 

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