Milla’s Married Monday Dump

Married, but not forgotten.

Lions fans are already assuming the position.  Cubs and Mets fans should take note.  <detroit4lyfe>

In case you haven’t seen the “Lou Holtz pics ND to play for the National Championship” video here it is.  But at this point isn’t it just like watching a retard stick a paper clip into a light socket?  For the 30th time?  I mean… don’t you feel kinda bad for laughing at this?  Yeah, me neither.  <secfootballblogger>

Building the most expensive stadium in the world: Inferiority Complex.  Including the largest big screen in the world: Penis Envy.  Screwing up your giant stadium so bad that normal punts hit your humongous big screen:  Classic Texas.  For all things douchebag, there’s Texas.  <thebiglead>

Preseason odds for coaches most likely to get fired.  The only thing that pisses me off about this post is that I didn’t think of it first.  <secondstringfullback>

Oh yeah, the first game-ending triple play happened this weekend.  Here it is.

And this amazing blog gets to keep its name for at least a little while longer.  Yay Maria!  <sharapovasthigh>

I’m not sure if this is video of a mascot getting plowed, a mascot plowing an athlete, both… or… f*ck I don’t know.  Watch the video and decide for yourself.  All I know is that it’s a whole lot of interacting stupid.  <holytaco>

A rundown of the craziest injuries in baseball, inspired by Carlos Gonzalez recently missing time after puncturing his hand with a steak knife.  Insert fat joke.  <moreohardball>

Further evidence that God hates the Cubs.  This time a young man was killed when he sought shelter from a storm outside Wrigley Field.  Unfortunately for him the wall he used as a wind break was slated to be demolished, and fell on him during the tempest.  Now his mother is suing the Lovable Losers.  Thanks God.  <sportressofblogitude>

Here’s a very useful fantasy draft guide for the worst guy in your league.  Most draft guides tell you who to pick and such, but those are just boring.  This is simply a list of ways to not “be that guy,” which should be mutually beneficial.  <outsidetheboxscore>

And I guess the Miss Universe thing happened this weekend.  So says this post.  It also says Miss Venezuela won again.  But that’s where I stopped reading and just looked at the pictures.  Now all that’s left is to wait for the sex tape and cocaine scandal to break.  <coedmagazine>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Seriously.  Dylan’s still gone, and I’m way to stupid to run this thing without help.  Or even with help. 

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