Tolerable Tuesday Dump

This is her Braveheart impression. She's holding a cudgel.

Some solid predictions for the upcoming NFL season.  Some are pretty bold, like picking New Orleans to win the NFC Championship.  Others are less bold, like predicting Favre takes a cheap shot at Green Bay.  Regardless, solid logic.  Here’s to cheap shots.  <paneech>

New England Revolution forward Kheli Dube has been named the MLS player of the week.  This comes as a reward for his hat trick against Toronto, apparently.  I would tell you more, but I got so sleepy reading about soccer that I dozed off and smacked my head against the keyboard.  I deleted it, but it looked like this: nbml ,.  <mlsnet>

Here we have a Broncos fan modeling the new Jay Cutler jerseys circulating around Denver.  I doubt anyone in Chicago wants to do anything remotely like remember Kyle Orton, but if there were to be a response, I assume it would just say TERRIBLE over the number 18.  Or maybe FOR CHRISTSAKE SHAVE THAT THING.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

If they gave out awards for having the worst rushing defense in the NFL, the Raiders would be on the verge of a three-peat repeat.  <justblogbaby>

Adrian Peterson sought to even the score with ducks for that Oregon-Oklahoma game in 2005.  Only this time he brought a shotgun.  And he also made crazy duck-faces.  <gobblercountry>

Vikings fans are having a little fun with the furor out of Wisconsin these days.  Well, fun for Minnesotans and regular fun are a little different.  Their “fun” pretty much ends at T-shirt making.  Extra-large of course.  <nfljuice>

Return of the Fratguy Review.  This time merely on weekend ponderings.  Though, once again, this writing is so goddamned spot on, I begin to suspect there may be actual fratboy involvement, which sours it just a little.  Nonetheless, quite good.  <stylepointsblog>

Chase Daniel still sucks every bit as much as he did in college.  And his face is still fat.  And he still doesn’t get a joke.  Also, it’s awesome every time announcers call him Daniels instead of Daniel, because he flips his shit over that, and you know he’s saving the recordings of all these preseason games.  Oh right, here’s video interviews with him and Colt Brennan.  <withleather>

Here are some quality ideas for the Saturday Night Live premier hosted by Megan Fox.  I don’t have any ideas for the show or anything, all I know is that this won’t be the first time I beat off in my living room on a Saturday night.  It’ll just be the first time I wasn’t alone while doing so.  <warmingglow> 

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