Sophie’s Thumpin’ Thursday Dump

Just sitting here. Like a lady.

Most Minnesotans are excited about a new baseball park with real grass and sunshine.  One exception: Local sod farmers.  Cause dem dare Coloradians took are jobs dare, dontcha know.  <sportressofblogitude>

Five suggestions on how to fix the NFL preseason.  Yes, while the rest of you are preoccupied with fixing the college football postseason, these lads are working on getting more excitement into the summer professional games.  <stylepointsblog>

Here’s how Alex Smith makes preseason football more fun.  He knocks the piss out of defensive ends.  Something tells me he won’t be doing that to Greg Ellis again.  <secondstringfullback>

A short biography of Orel Hershiser.  Well, mostly just three years of his life, but a condensed biography nonetheless.  Possibly more on this non-dry-cleaner-owning Cy Young Award winner later.  <morehardball>

New emails emerge that lead any rational person to believe that Ben Roethlisberger’s accuser is a stupid, lying bitch out to make some money because she felt scorned.  I’m not saying Big Ben is entirely faultless in all of this.  If he wasn’t such a chubby chaser he never would have agreed to poke this troll, and all of this could have been avoided.  <profootballtalk>

Do creationists credit Eve with the first blow job?  If so, what was her inspiration?  These deep ponderings and more here:  <holytaco>

Remember all the teams we made fun of for not drafting Michael Crabtree?  Well I for one think it’s time to apologize to those teams.  This guy sucks as a human being, and is obviously going to be a pain in the ass to play with.  If that’s the reason they passed over him, then props.  Now even his agent is pointing fingers.  <withleather>

Rick Pitino pulls a Barry Bonds, and blames the media for what his family has gone through the last few weeks.  Ironically he called a press conference to do this.  Joy.  <thebiglead>

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