Farewell Summer Dump

When I scoot around in my underpants people yell at me

Who wants a giant Mike Holmgren tattoo? Whimsical Seattle Seahawks fans, that’s who.  And it looks like the guy somehow got the creators of King of the Hill to do his body art.  <neswsports>

Arnold Palmer and Jack Nickalus will be co-honorary-starting some golf event at some point in the future.  That’s as much as I can tell you without falling into a boredom-induced coma.  But I do love the movie Grumpy Old Men, and now want to see it again.  <sportressofblogitude>

Nadja Bjorlin screwed up the national anthem at a Red Sox game a little while back, and was subsequently booed.  It makes sense, because Red Sox fans are dicks.  Anyway, here are a bunch of reasons to give Nadja a standing ovation even from your computer chair (wink).  <bigleaguescrew>

Here are 5 quick-fixes for the Oakland Raiders this season.  Comparable to the ever-handy manual How to Fix a Leaking Hydro-Electric Dam with Bubble Gum.  My quick-fix would be to only schedule high school teams, and even then use discretion.  <justblogbaby>

I think this guy is trying to insinuate that Cris Collinsworth is a bubbling idiot who delivers his personal speculations as facts while in the booth.  I would venture to insinuate that only girls are allowed to spell Chris without an “H”, and that Collinsworth should probably be tried as a witch in the most Puritan of ways.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Here’s a collection of pictures titled An All Star Selection of 20 Inebriated MLB Players. I personally would have titled it Proof that Baseball Players Are Quite Literally Swimming in Pussy.  <uncoached>

Here is yet another reason not to take Kurt Warner in your fantasy draft.  The first of course being that after the rapture you’ll be left without a QB, but the rest of your league will be largely unaffected.  I’m just kidding of course, Warner’s a douche.  <sportscracklepop>

And the Dodgers added Jim Thome and Jon Garland.  Of course Thome hasn’t played a single game at first base since 2007, so I’m not exactly sure how the Dodgers plan to get him ABs outside of pinch hitting, but whatever.  Stuff like this helps keep baseball interesting between football.  <espn>

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