Day of Wedness Dump

Me thinks me smells a fart

A video recreation of Brett Favre’s first practice with the Vikings.  Just like all things Favre, this video gets old and obnoxious before it’s finally done.  The difference here being that they do it on purpose.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Shaq playing Scrabble on Jimmy Kimmel Live, because why wouldn’t he.  I think this guy would show up at your daughter’s birthday party if you invited him.  Not in the creepy “I wanna touch your daughter” sort of way, but more the creepy “I need attention at all times because I’m terrified of being alone or forgotten” sort of way.  <thatnbalotterypick>

Oklahoma State fans are pretty pissed off about their new pre-game song.  It’s written about their mascot, Pistol Pete, and to be honest is quite terrible.  Though I suppose it could be worse, the artist  guy paid to do this could have gotten the wrong orange and black OSU and sent them a song titled Beavers Forever.  <deadspin>

Hey, remember that story we did on here the other day about the new batting helmets they’ll be making minor league ball players wear?  Remember how David Wright said he was going to be wearing one when he came back from his concussion?  Yeah… Maybe those guys who refused to wear them had a point… <thefightins>

Washington Redskins fans can look forward to a season with three different cheerleader outfits.  You know, to go along with another season of mediocre football and fat men wearing dresses.  <ultimatecheerleader>

If you ever attended college, (and no, Liberal Arts schools don’t count) then this will be very funny to you.  If you didn’t, just skip this link, I’m sure the next one will have something to do with farting or boobs.  <collegehumor>

Aaaaaand: Boob Farts!  Man, do I deliver or what?  This is the greatest blog ever.  Just saying.  <youtube>

Ummm.  I don’t know.  Dave Mathews talking about cow farts.  Seriously, that’s really all there is to it.  The commentary provided above and below the video makes no sense, yet completely and perfectly explains what you’ve just seen.  It’s like the teachings of the Vedas.  <EDSBS>

The rumor is that Tony Romo is dating Candice Crawford.  I’m not bringing this up to provide any new information on this, but merely to stare at her chest like the rest of you shlubs.  <thebiglead>

I stretched so hard this morning when I woke up that I was actually out of breath for a few minutes.  And I don’t mean the pre-running full stretch out, I mean the wake up, rub your eyes, and raise your hands over your head stretch. I think this means that I’m either a really good stretcher, or it’s time to get that gym membership.  Either way, send your story ideas and links to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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