Return of College Football Dump

Yellow's not flattering. Take it off, Irina.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Danielle Lloyd.  I can pretend they’re sports related because she likes to date soccer players.  Also there’s something in there about Winston Churchill being the first black US President, but-Hey did you see those awesome pictures of Danielle Lloyd?  She could tell me shoes are a conspiracy from the tree people and I’d just nod and try not to slobber on myself.  <bigleaguescrew>

Jimmy Fallon tried out to be a ball boy at the US Open.  Then he put the footage on his show.  It’s pointed out that Fallon must be a big fan of Seinfeld, but not so much of originality or creativity.  <sportressofblogitude>

Jhonny Peralta of the Cleveland Indians, and also of the misspelled name club, was the MVP for Detroit last night.  Three errors and grounding into a game-ending double play?  Someone see if he’s been on the phone with Pete Rose.  <detroit4lyfe>

LeBron James is in Paris distracting all the French with his amazing abilities.  Now’s the chance to sneak in and steal all their cheese.  I hope someone’s watching that German border.  <neswsports>

I wasn’t aware people still followed Big Eleven Ten football, but so it appears.  If slow, substandard college ball is what does it for you, then this is your kind of story.  Even so, this is a really good conference preview of what’s to come, and much more specific than just the word suck typed out 11 times.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Way-over-the-top Va Tech fan will be traveling to Atlanta this morning for the Alabama-VT game.  If you care about this game, plan to be there, or plan to see any game played in Georgia, I recommend his checklist of things to do.  Also, it says he’s tweeting his experiences as they happen, but I don’t believe in twitter, so I’ll let you make up your own damn minds on that.  <gobblercountry>

Two great big reasons to like the Oregon Ducks right now.  Damn.  Why don’t you assholes ever send us pictures like this?  <bustedcoverage>

Hmm… Cheerleader road service?  The only dancer I ever transported across the country refused to perform a road service.  Maybe I should look into Aggie cheerleaders.  <theworldofisaac>

And in case you haven’t seen it yet, I bring you fat lady tossed off mechanical bull.  I think I could watch fat people falling all day long.  It’s almost graceful.  <withleather>

I’m as excited about the start of college football as the next guy, but that doesn’t mean I’m not still pumped about the Lingerie Football League.  Because I very much am.  So here are 50 of them, along with… sigh … their twitter profiles.  Stupid twitter.  <coedmagazine>

Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  But now it’s time for this tired blogger to make another sort of dump.  Adieu.

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