Football Friday Drunktacular Dump

Oh Chicagoans.  Have the Cubs taught you nothing in all these long years?  Peter King doesn’t really believe the Bears are going to the Super Bowl, he’s just trying to make you kill yourself after they let you down.  Again.  Damnit.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

With college football on last night, it’s understandable if you completely forgot that the worst week in NFL preseason was also carrying on.  But this guy didn’t.  It’s his job not to.  At least when it comes to the Eagles.  So if you’d like a recap of that craptastic football you missed last night, here it is.  <insidetheiggles>

In case you hadn’t seen/heard yet, LeGarrette Blount felt the need to throw a sucker punch after the Oregon - Boise State game.  And then talk shit at the guy he knocked to the ground.  Only then did he get dragged off the field by cops and assistant coaches.  I hope this douche gets charged with assault.  You know, after getting kicked off the team.

And here we have the USC song girls doing their thing, with clips of the football team dominating everything in sight.  Noticeably absent to me is a Stanford clip.  Also absent is a reason why these girls get everyone so damned excited.  These girls are dressed like they’re out of Bob Dole’s wet dreams, not like cheerleaders in the 21st Century are supposed to dress.  And in Southern California no less?  Tisk tisk.  <sportressofblogitude>

Christina Kim would like you to know that she sucked this through a garden hose.  Seriously, click the link.  <worldofisaac>

The NFL is bankrupting little old ladies and blacking out every home football game in Jacksonville, but is worried about how the Mike Vick deal is going to affect their public image?  F*ck You NFL.  Especially you, Washington.  <sportscracklepop>

A college football personality test worth taking.  This doesn’t include the Big East or the ACC, because it’s not about basketball.  <rumorsandrants>

The Flow Chart capital of the world brings you Labor Day grilling scenarios.  This is one of the best yet.  <holytaco>

I’d never heard of Rosie Jones before seeing going here, but we are now best friends and I’ll be going over to her house later this month.  She doesn’t know that of course, because that would spoil the surprise, silly!  She’ll laugh so hard when I jump out from behind the curtains late one night.  But just in case she gets too carried away with joy I’ll bring some ether and a rag to settle her down.  <sharapovasthigh>

And to round things up, here’s a link without any rape jokes.  Really no jokes at all.  Former Tigers’ broadcaster, Ernie Harwell, was diagnosed with terminal cancer yesterday.  Harwell is regarded as one of the greatest of all time.  Here’s much more on the man and the diagnosis.  <detroit4lyfe>

Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Also, get stupid drunk this week at whatever college game is closest to you, take pictures of it, and send those pictures to us before you sober up and decide that was a really bad idea.  Please?

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