Post Holiday Morning Dump

Get up Maria, Labor Day was yesterday. What do you mean this is your job?

Should Florida State have had one more chance at the end zone last night?  I kind of thought so when I first watched the game, but after looking at the picture closely I’m reminded that I hate Florida State.  <detroit4lyfe>

There are some (sexy?) updates in the Shawne Merriman/Tila Tequila bout.  Here at Bootlegger Sports we may get around to writing about this at some point today, but then again maybe not.  We tend to celebrate more of a “Labor Week” than a “Labor Day” if you will.  <deadspin>

Offensive Coordinators in the NFL are to head coaches what Tila Tequila is to Shawne Merriman.  See what I did there?  <outsidetheboxscore>

Since the Browns won’t let any of us know who’s going to be their starting QB this year, this site has put up various odds for who might be named.  Just a little tip to some of my gambling addict friends out there, don’t actually bet these odds.  That would be like taking Colorado to win outright as the last team in a 12 game parlay.  <secondstringfullback>

This site has blown up over the last few days, but if you haven’t heard of it you now get to be the first to make it your facebook status message and impress all your friends.  You’re welcome.  Note:  Once you start looking you won’t be able to stop, so only go if you have about 30 minutes to kill.  <peopleofwalmart>

A new Autotune The News is out.  That’s right pretty ladies, #8 has been released.  If this is your first time experiencing the genius that is the Gregory Brothers, I suggest going back and watching in order.  Also, T-Pain is actually in this one.  <youtube>

Michigan’s punter should maybe not be at the front of the group any more as they run onto the field.  <worldofisaac>

Emmitt Smith proving once again that it is always a bad idea to ask Emmitt Smith anything.  <neswsports>

The Pittsburgh Pirates lost last night.  Obviously this isn’t news.  What is news is that they became the first team in MLB, NFL, NBA, or NHL to have 17 consecutive losing seasons in a row.  First one.  Ever.  And to add insult to insult?  It’s the Cubs that did them in.  <espn>

A complete recap of the first Lingerie Football League Game.  And by complete I mean it has lots of pictures and videos too, or I wouldn’t have gotten all the way to the bottom.  <ingamenow>

Welp, that’ll do for this edition.  Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Because if you see any of the above links and think to yourself “I’ve already seen that” then you’re an asshole for not telling me about it sooner. 

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