Nine’s Wild Dump

Get it? Because she's wearing 9? Like the date?

Sure, a lot of things look to improve with the replacement of Tony Kornheiser with Jon Gruden.  But two things it looks like we’ll still get to hear about?  American Idol and Brett Favre love.  Joy.  <sportressofblogitude>

Because pro basketball wasn’t already too much like pro wrestling.  Because we want more drama and less sport.  More show and less substance.  Basketball is far too boring to sell itself, and Lord knows we the fans are far too stupid to pay attention unless there sub-plots with good guys and bad guys.  And we need more bad guys… <outsidetheboxscore>

Billy Gillispie has entered a rehab facility.  That’s the most shocking and unexpected headline since Brett Favre unretired again.  <bustedcoverage>

You already knew that sending flowers could get you laid, get you forgiven, and in high school get you head.  Now add “get you a spot on the Bears” to that fantastic list.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

So Bob Barker is going to host Monday Night Raw.  Really, after watching Happy Gilmore this shouldn’t be a total surprise to anyone.  For the record, if you’re over the age of 12 and watch Pro Wrestling, you’re a tard.  No exceptions.  <paneech>

Ten worst coaches in college football.  I might tinker with the order a bit, but over all I have no objections to this list.  Still not sure how Charlie Fat Pants isn’t number 1, but whatever.  <rumorsandrants>

Ranking how much various interstate Super Bowl match-ups would suck.  Sure the season hasn’t started yet, but what the hell.  <secondstringfullback>

Seeing as how his speech to school children went over so well, we have an Onion-esq story about Obama giving a similar pep talk to college athletes.  Very nice.  <stylepointsblog>

And why shouldn’t we end with Joanna Krupa rolling around in the rain with nothing covering her chest but her hands?  It beats telling you that this is only the last link because when I sneezed I accidentally shit my pants a little bit.  <withleather>

Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Sending new boxers would be pretty cool too.  I’m a size 34. 

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