Trampoline Tuesday Dump

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Amputee crime wave paralyzes the nation.  See what I did there?  But no, I’m kidding.  Sounds to me like she had it coming.  <sportressofblogitude>

Matt Cassel’s personality makes white rice seem exciting by comparison.  He’s to football what candy corn is to Halloween candy.  So these fine gentlemen did Matt the favor of making him a history.  If he’ll stick to the script he should see endorsement deals rolling in any day.  <stylepointsblog>

This site is user-upload-based (I’m sure there’s a real term for that, but it’s still dark outside, and I probably don’t know it anyway) and chronicles human failure wherever it’s witnessed.  Basically exactly what the 15 percent of the Internet not being used on porn was intended for.  <FAILblog>

Remembering Patrick Swayze…  With a clip from the Rik Turner Show.  I’m pretty sure you can find that guy on the above link as well.  Not Swayze obviously, Rik Turner.  Swayze was cool.  Don’t act like you don’t get a little misty every time you hear “pain don’t hurt”.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Lane Kiffin may well have called down the wrath of Old Testibow with his stupid digs at Florida all off season.  I hadn’t really thought about it up until now, but I’m not sure who my least favorite person in the SEC is this year.  <dr.saturday>

Just Morneau will miss the rest of the season with a fractured back.  Detroit Tigers fan(s) dance(s) in the street.  <detroit4lyfe>

It was a  bad weekend to live in Ohio.  Of course it’s always a bad weekend to live in Ohio, but this weekend was actually worse than most, at least as far as sports are concerned, as all the local favorites laid a big 0 in the win column.  <paneech>

Here we have a strong argument made that Caroline Wozniackki (semi-attractive tennis player) doesn’t spend enough time naked sunbathing.  The paparazzi in the bushes agrees.  <worldofisaac>

I leave you this morning with Patrick Swayze’s finest moment.  Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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