Why Not Mila Kunis Again Thursday Morning Dump

Mila is enough to make me consider not being a pedophile

Editor’s Note: I’m not really a pedophile.  Does clarifying this make me seem like more of a pedophile?

Byron Russell doesn’t seem all that thrilled to have been mentioned in MJ’s HOF self-serving dickhead monologue.  I’m not sure why he wasn’t ecstatic at being told the sum of all his life’s accomplishments was serving as a pesky pawn in Jordan’s life.  But now he wants a rematch.  An old, arthritic rematch.  <neswsports>

The Kanye interruption jokes aren’t too old yet are they?  I’m going with not yet on this one.  Plus, being about MJ, it ties in with the other link.  I’m poetic like that.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Broncos fans are completely over that whole Jay Cutler thing.  Really.  They don’t even want to talk about him.  They never even think of him anymore.  No, they didn’t save any of those pictures they used to have, they don’t wake up at nights thinking they can still feel him lying close beside him.  They don’t sniff that empty pillow they conveniently have forgotten to wash, hoping they can still get a whiff of his scent.  No, none of that.  Don’t miss him at all, why do you ask?  They didn’t even bring it up.  <predominentlyorange>

Reggie Bush has Swine Flu?  Oooh… I see what you did there.  Swine Flu is the new pussyiatus.  Taken over for douchearia, if you will.  <stylepoints>

A compilation of the hottest NFL wives (and girlfriends).  Though not all of these women are currently dating NFL players anymore (looking at you Simpson).  But whatever.  It’s not like their any worse to look at for being dumped.  <mademen>

Now here we go.  Nine hottest coach’s daughters in all sports.  That we know of.  I like this list better than the other one, because it doesn’t inherently imply that they’re all being meat-speared by someone much bigger and better than me at everything.  Namely meat-spearing.   <manofest>

Hmm… Kanye West might have Asperger’s Syndrome.  It makes sense.  I’m still leaning towards Douchearia, but just in case nobody tell Jenny McCarthy, Goddamnit.  We don’t need to go through that again.  <holytaco>

I’m posting this link for two reasons.  The first being that posting links of a Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash is never a bad thing.  The second is that I’d like to personally thank these girls for giving me free food and beer at an MU football game I attended a while back.  They were almost overly friendly, they fed me better-than-average fried food, and they got me drunk.  All for free.  And weren’t even accepting tips.  Thank you, large chested women of Missouri.  Even had I not gotten to see my team beat the piss out of your Tigers, you still would have made that day a special one for me.  <bustedcoverage>

And there you have it.  If you like it, keep coming back.  If you don’t, send us better links and I’ll put them up.  But no more photoshopped baseball cards.  Ever.  Stop sending those.  To all others:  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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