Friday VolleyButt Morning Dump

Friday is Volleybutt Day at BootleggerSports

Colorado football is so crappy that even the geology nerds are picking on the football players.  This time the nerd just happened to be a professor, and the player happened to be team captain.  And that’s what I love about Colorado football.  They don’t catch any shit for raping their female kicker a few years ago, but they start a season 0-2, and everyone just piles on.  Nice.  <sportressofblogitude>

Ten NBA teams that can expect to get crapped all over this season.  That’s not to say that half of them won’t still make the playoffs, because the NBA rules are retarded regarding who gets in.  I think you actually have to decline an invitation, or not have enough players to not get in.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here we have Dr. Lou talking to Michael Crabtree.  This reminds me of the time I volunteered at the special needs home, where I witnessed one resident lecturing another on how to eat peas the correct way.  Except they weren’t being paid six figures to be on national television.  I hate you ESPN.  I hate you so goddamn much.  <neswsports>

Never before has a link fit in with the theme of the Morning Dump as well as this one does.  Guess the athlete who owns the butt.  Most of them are good butts.  Some of them are not.  I got 6 right.  <ingamenow>

For Chicago Bears fans not yet wanting to write off Jay Cutler as a diabetic piece of crap QB who needs to go back to Denver, the offensive line has become the new scapegoat.  It’s all their fault, dammit.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Going to Detroit Red Wings games just became appealing to me.  Her name is Cristy Lee, and she’s the new Video Hostess. Whatever the hell that is.  I just call her new job the Mass Erection-Giver.  It’s more straight forward, and I get to use the word erection.  Oh, and here are some pics and videos of my new friend.  <detroit4lyfe> 

A day in the life of Bobby Cox.  Not as much spousal abuse as I would have imagined, but still some solid old man crankery and drunkenness.  <stylepoints>]

Notre Dame accidentally paid some lady $29,000 more than they were supposed to.  She tried to give the money back, they didn’t return her calls, so she spent it.  Now they’re suing her.  Oh, and wagers on how much time Layla Kiffin will be on the big screen during the UF-Tenn game.  <thebiglead>

A tale of what it must be like playing for Coach Rex Ryan.  The only thing I take issue with is the idea that he would throw away any amount of food.  Ever.  Other than that I completely believe this.  <kissingsuzykolber>

Okay, that’s it.  For any of you going to games this weekend, feel free to send in pics.  If they’re any good (injuries, something amazing, heavy drinking or boobs) we’ll get them posted up here ASAP.  And give you credit if you want it.  Or black out your face if you’d prefer.  Either way.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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