Chase Daniel is Blackmailing Her
This doesn't add up
Did you watch the Alamo Bowl? I know, it was terrible. Missouri mailed it in and still beat a terrible Big 10 team blah blah blah. The highlight for everyone was undoubtedly the repeated shots of Daniel’s family, which included his hot ass sister. But wait, that wasn’t his sister.
It’s actually Blaire Vandiver who’s been dating butterball booger-eater for some time now. I get that starting QB’s for big time teams can pull in kitty well above their level and I get that Missouri probably doesn’t have the highest concentration of quality sausage (after all I don’t go to school there… ZING) but damn.
That’s why I’ve come to the conclusion that Chase is blackmailing poor Blaire. What could he have on her? My best guess is a sextape where she drunkenly gargles his balls. God knows she wouldn’t want that to get out.
Now her only hope is that he stumbles into a starting job in the NFL (don’t laugh Dan Orlovsky was a starter this year) and she ends up with a cushy gig in a mansion. That’s when yours truly will come calling to take the boredom away.
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