Robbie Free Friday Dump

This is how to make America fall in love with soccer
Seattle pitcher David Aardsma says he injured his back while reading a book. You know those things with soft, glossy covers and pictures of naked ladies inside? Those aren’t books. <outsidetheboxscore>
Lamar Odom is getting hitched to the giant Kardashian sister and there were rumors that his bachelor party would include midgets and tons of candy. What a great story…and now it’s gone down the crapper faster than this sham of a marriage will. <thatnbalotterypick>
Police apparently have all the time in the world to give out speeding tickets and shut down what may have been the greatest coffee shop of all time. Murders and theft? Not really their thing. But if some hot barista is showing some vag, the boys in blue are there to stop the fun. <bustedcoverage>
If you’re on the fence about whether or not you are having a good day, go here and figure it out. Turns out, I’m not…long story. <wastodayagoodday>
I realize today’s dump was late and not all that exciting, but it didn’t have any reference to actual human feces. So, you win some, you lose some. Send tips and what-not to bootleggersports@gmail.com.
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