Diddy’s Betting on the Hokies

This is the end result of a Diddy party
In what could go down as the worst Orange Bowl of all time, Cincinnati will battle Virginia Tech. The Bearcats are laying 2 points and this could be the closest you’re going to get to a sure thing because Sean Combs aka some stupid nickname aka B.I.G.’s corpse’s pimp stepped in.
Cincinatti booked rooms at Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel and found out that Diddy planned on using the same venue for his New Year’s Eve party. Put 2 and 2 together and you’ll realize that there’s no way the Big East champs are going to be ready to play.
Combs’ parties are legendary and college students enjoy legendary parties. If you’re a football player, which sounds more important to you on New Year’s Eve, getting to bed early so you’ll be well rested for an exhibition game the next day, or going to a once in a lifetime event with celebrities and fake tits as far as the eye can see?
If Cincy ends up winning this game, they should be awarded the Orange Bowl trophy along with the title of lamest team in America.
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