French Muslims Won’t Play With French Gays

My, what big balls you have...

Before we begin, I’d like to address something.  I know there are a lot of France Haters out there.  It’s the stylish thing to do at this time.  But I’d like to remind our readers that without our froggy friends across the sea, we would never have stories like this.

A French Muslim soccer club, Bebel, has refused to play Paris Foot Gay (Not kidding) in an upcoming scheduled match, due to a team policy of “No Homo”.  The Gay Foots say they received an email from the Bebels explaining why they wouldn’t be playing:

“Sorry, but because of the name of your team and in keeping with the principles of the team, which is a team of practising Muslims, we cannot play against you… Our convictions are stronger than a game of football.  Sorry to have informed you so late”

I can see why they might have waited so long to cancel.  Who could have known that a team called Paris Foot Gay would be comprised of a bunch of gay guys?  It’s pretty ambiguous.  I just recommend that they look ahead to their match with the Avignon Pre-op Tranny Muslim Molesters, and plan accordingly.

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