Football Friday Link Dump

Is the Tight End joke too over used? Yeah? Crap.

Conan’s Tonight Show Band brought a large flat-screen TV onto the set so they could watch the Tigers-Twins game earlier this week.  The problem is that they never asked Conan about this idea.  <neswsports>

Here’s a fairly new site where people from all over the world can get on and share their location and stories about the last time they “made love”.  Does it count if you don’t know her name, and she you left the Cowboy’s stall before she was dressed?  <ijustmadelove>

Bobby Bowden arrested for impersonating a head coach.  I imagine his defense attorney will argue lack of mental competence, as Bowden wasn’t aware he had not in fact been a head coach in over a decade.  <sportspoof>

Over in the land of kangaroos and boomerangs there is a sport called Netball.  There is a Netball tournament being played right now in Australia, where a New Zealand team was forced to change their name.  I don’t see what the issue is with the Master Baiters, but then again I didn’t have a problem with the Washington Bullets either.  <withleather>

At first I saw this and was worried that CBS was putting a golf commentator on the sidelines for football games.  I was worried because golf tends to be a game where being dull and condescending are required to announce, where as football is a sport.  But it turned out okay, because David Feherty is only doing the Rice-Navy game.  They might as well just give him a shoe to talk into while he walks around.  <sportressofblogitude>

This Alabama fan is trying harder than anyone else in the world to be the biggest douchebag of all time.  He eclipsed Dr. Phil within the first 15 seconds.  We’re talking about an extreme level of douche here folks.  So naturally this video has elicited death threats from Ole’ Miss fans.  Because that’s what rednecks do when they get pissed off, they threaten to “keel youu.”  They hate this guy almost as much as they hate inter-racial marriages.  <bustedcoverage>

Some pictures of what Miguel Cabrera’s life might look like.  <morehardball>

Brian Urlacher is using all his new-found free time to do a show about his life outside the stadium.  I’m guessing he reveals which Paris Hilton STDs he still hasn’t cured.  Here’s commentary and a preview at the link.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

An awkward moment between Ernie Johnson and David Wells during the TBS postgame coverage of the MLB Playoffs.  He should have just ended it with ”…. and this fat drunk guy”.  <detroit4lyfe>

Mixing Halloween and Oktoberfest into a Hauntoberfest party?  This is the best idea since underpants.  Here’s how to do it.  <mademan>

Bachelor Frog memes give you the practices and thought processes of single guys.  More of these are true than not.  <holytaco> 

An honest attempt to defend the UFL.  And not a bad job either.  But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m about a million times more likely to go to a Lingerie Football League game.  <outsidetheboxscore>

I will never not post a squirrel fight video.  Ever.  This one’s extra great because these two little bastards can’t stop stuffing their faces the entire time they’re fighting and chattering at each other.  Like a food fight at fat camp.  <asylum>

In the immortal words of Sam Cooke, “That’s it.  Honey, I quit.  I’m movin’ on.”   Have a great weekend.  Send in some Sunday links and such to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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