One Thousandth Post! (Monday Dump)

If she played, nobody would complain about moaning

SportsCenter anchor Josh Elliot got a pie in the face because… For some reason.  I think it has something to do with Mark Schlereth being slightly retarded.  <outsidetheboxscore>

How to defy death on the golf course.  Tales of fatal accidents or near-fatal attacks, and how to avoid them, complete with sweet illustrations.  I personally subscribe to the “golfing is a huge waste of time and money” strategy to save my life.  <zipgolfer>

What’s the rallying cry up in Detroit these days?  How do the fans get pumped up for the games in 2009?  By repeating the list of seven teams in the NFL that are worse than the Lions.  Wooooo!  <detroit4lyfe>

MLB Umpires obviously need a little help in this post season, as they’ve consistently shit the bed on a lot of calls.  So here’s a hand-held device that should come in handy for some of those trickier calls.  <morehardball>

A comment box in the St. Louis dugout reveals what Matt Holliday’s team mates say he can go do with himself.  Of course this was before they got swept on Saturday.  Now you’d have to call them at home to find out.  <stylepoints>

Weed interviews some dumbass girl who puts herself on YouTube as “The Sports Report Girl”.  Sadly, he was more polite than I would have been, but that probably has something to do with her nice rack.  <withleather>

Sorry Cardinals fan with the big, fake boobies, but those won’t help you in a fight in Dodger stadium.  It’s LA.  Everyone has big, fake boobs.  So don’t smack someone in the face unless you want to get back-handed down the stairs.  Because that guy sucks as much as you do.  <donchavez>

EDSBS the Magazine has your headlines following this weekend of college football.  <everydayshouldbesaturday>

That’s it for this morning.  It’s hard for me to believe we’ve done 1000 posts already here at BootleggerSports, but that’s probably because Dylan did the vast majority of them while I was home surfing for the newest rage in Internet porn.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com, and thanks for the support.

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