Tiresome Tuesday Dump Out

She plays a stripper in her new movie...but don't get too excited

Regular readers of this site may remember how excited I was for Bobby Valentine to be an analyst on Baseball Tonight.  Today, that excitement belongs to Japan, like giant fire breathing lizards and tentacle porn.  <awfulannouncing>

Usually, to have a fire sale, you need something that other people may actually want.  In the Raiders case, they need only Al Davis’ insane noodle to think that someone might actually think Javon Walker or JaMarcus Russell, even if it is for 10-cents on the dollar.  By the way, one comment on this story reads “That is the dumbest f***ing article I ever wasted my time on suck my ass who ever wrote that you can tell it wasn’t a raider fan.”  So you know it’s good.  <justblogbaby>

If you’re a Chicago sports fan and need a push to get you off the ledge, check out the top 10 darkest moments in Chicago sports history.  If you’re not a Chicago sports fan and need a good chuckle at their expense, check out the same article.  Although, I’m dismissively wanking for #10: Bears lose to Miami to spoil perfect season.  No one committed suicide or even threatened violence after that one, so it can’t even be in the top 100.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Jacory Harris told his Miami teammates to only watch Spongebob after they beat Oklahoma.  That could be because they were trying to keep their egos in check, or because anyone who shaves “U SWAG” into their head and then describes what it means as “it means U SWAG” can’t understand anything more complex.  That’s up for debate.  <weedagainstspeed>

Mike Tyson was interviewed on Oprah and there’s like 30-minutes of footage here.  That means two things, Mike said about 28-and-a-half minutes worth of weird, crazy shit and it’s still about 28-and-a-half minutes too long for me to sit through.  But feel free to enjoy it if you’d like.  <realtalkny>

Robbie couldn’t do the dump this morning because he’s probably dead…or at least he will be when I hear his lame excuse.  Tomorrow, tune in at the regular dump time to find out if I’m writing this again, or if I’m writing this again and posting under Robbie’s name to keep the fuzz off my trail.  Also, send story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com because I have a hard time finding content while I’m on the lam.

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