Post-Shower Wednesday Dump

As you can see, someone had the foresight to hide all the towels, leaving only washcloths

Seeing as how it was 20 years ago, a look back on the 1989 World Series-stopping earthquake.  Nice commentary about some of the details from that day, along with two videos.  <outsidetheboxscore>

The Detroit Tigers’ End-of-Season Paper Plate Awards were yesterday.  Other media didn’t report on this at all, oddly enough.  But fortunately here’s an inside man with all the details as to how they went down.  <detroit4lyfe>

How to pick up a waitress.  The only prizes more valuable and harder to bag would be a hot bar tender and the receptionist at Planned Parenthood.  I was going to say strippers, but if you’ve got $200 in cash, you’re all set to contract an STD.  <mademan>

With the news that Marge Simpson is going to appear naked in all her cartoon glory in Playboy, here are nine rejected cartoon playboy covers.  <holytaco>

Uh oh.  It looks like everyone needs to think twice about that planned vacation to East St. Louis.  This party resort-like town has had to move up ”last call” from 6 AM to 1 AM due to all the violent crime happening as locals without jobs stumbled out and decided to knife and shoot each other.  Many more fantastic details about this at the link.  <sportressofblogitude>

All the crusty old bastards that I know were talking about Broadway Joe’s young little piece of ass on Monday Night Football.  So here’s a couple pictures, and you can decide for yourself if this is one of his daughters, or if she’s licking billions of Namaths off her mouth in this picture.  Looks to me like you missed your chance, Ms. Kolber.  <nfljuice>

Brady Quinn is trying to sell his home in/outside Cleveland.  He has high expectations, but I think the value is going to drop out of this.  See what I did there?  Shut up, dawn is still an hour away.  <bustedcoverage>

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the video of Owen Shmitt beating himself in the head with his own helmet, to the point of drawing blood.  Well after a little research, it turns out this isn’t the first time Owen has pulled this Shmitt on TV.  This is not shocking.  <neswsports>

Just when you thought it was okay to let your kids go outside to play football… Newest threat to America’s children?  Horny deer.  So go donate money to your local hunters, maybe get a wrist band to support the the guys who killed Bambi’s mom.  Some nice magnet-ribbon for the car, that says “Support Our Hunters,” And then maybe a sticker that reads “Freedom isn’t Free, F*ck Deer”.  <sportsrubbish>

Ta-Da!  All done.  Now to pop some Viagra and get back to work nailing rich, lonely housewives for cash.  Every cougar digs a man who can blog. 

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