Spelunking (In My Pants) Thursday Dump

That pattern on the stomach reminds me of something.

MSU guard Kalin Lucas got some sweet ink.  And by ink I mean tattoo, and by sweet I mean retarded.  This is the kind of tat you’d expect to find on your professor or financial planner.  <detroit4lyfe>

In an effort to reclaim the title of “Worst League to Play For,” the NHL is considering fines and a suspension for Georges Laraque because he made a sexy commercial.  In defense of the NHL, the commercial is very very sexy, and it did make me want to buy alcohol and play street hockey with scantally clad women.  But seeing as how there’s nothing wrong with any of that, and that I’m a grown ass man who’s allowed to make my own goddamn decisions, f*ck the NHL.  The link has the video and the full story.  <outsidetheboxscore>

If you can’t say it with Tecmo Bowl, then it isn’t worth saying.  Here’s the Brett Favre to Greg Lewis touchdown via Nintendo.  Being in 8-bit glory doesn’t make me hate him any less.  <withleather>

Oh, and here’s a lot more Tecmo plays.  Had I found this site first I would have never posted the other link.  But I’m certainly not going to go back and change it.  I don’t believe in editing anymore.  <yepyep>

Awesome Halloween costume flowchart.  Though I disagree with part of it.  If you’re fat you shouldn’t really go as anything.  You should go as “Sits at home in the dark eating candy by the fat fist-ful.  The same candy you told your friends you would be passing out to the kids.”  Because you disgust more than just yourself.  You disgust the rest of us too.  Fatty.  <holytaco>

I have a fun game everyone can play.  Picture in your mind what a vibrator in Nebraska would look like.  Then click this link.  If you didn’t guess this exactly then you are retarded, and should go get tattoos with Kalin Lucas.  Or run the NHL.  <stylepoints>

That’s all for me today.  At least for this morning.  Probably for the day.  Maybe the week.  This might be my retirement.  Send ideas and tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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