Man Bear Pig Flu Dump

Thank you, I'm already feeling better.

This is going to be short, unsatisfying and bitter.  Just like my one-night stands. 

Derrick Rose ranked the 12th best player in the NBA this season.  As long as you don’t make him take some sort of standardized test to verify that ranking.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here’s a “make the caption” contest for a Buffalo Bills piggy back photo.  “I told you I could get it in your ear hole” is already taken though.  <detroit4lyfe>

When you’re at a university newspaper and your own team refuses to do interviews with you, do you pout and whine and throw a fit?  If you’re in Montana you simply switch alliances and cover the rivals.  After you pout and whine and throw a fit, of course.  <deadspin>

The Neck Beard enjoys a Rocky Mountain Silver Bullet.  I know this is also the name of a 1982 porn, but I’m talking about Kyle Orton.  <theangryt>

Jim Nantz is trading in for a newer model.  One that puts out.  The only issue is how expensive it is to break the lease agreement.  <bustedcoverage> 

F*ck it, I’m going back to bed.  Send story ideas and link tips to Dylan, at bootleggersports@gmail.com.  Send drugs and money to me.  Also, this request has nothing to do with being sick. 

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