Back From the Dead Wednesday Dump

Underboob is the new cleavage

The Tampa Bay cheer leaders are afraid of haunted houses and other scary things. Listen baby, if you’re afraid of monsters, you probably shouldn’t be so eager to unzip my pants.  <outsidetheboxscore>

I was told long ago about some traditions involving the Texas A&M Yell Leaders and buckets of semen.  I didn’t believe it.  Then I watched this video, and now I’m all but 100% sure it’s true.  <deadspin>

The fear that Derrick Rose might be injured means there are some kittens being shat up in Chicago.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

If you haven’t seen the kick off-coverage pigeon from the Raiders-Eagles game, here’s the video.  I watched it the first time because I thought someone booted the bird.  Needless to say I was a little disappointed, but it’s still kind of funny.  Kind of.  <neswsports>

It appears that Tim Tebow may get as many bullshit calls in his favor as the New York Yankees.  This is not surprising, it’s just nice that people are pointing it out.  <withleather>

Remember that douche from Alabama who makes the smack talking videos?  I linked to it once, so saying “no” is just going to hurt my feelings.  Anyway, this limp-dick from Ohio State makes that guy look tolerable.  You can tell just by looking at him that this is going to be special.  It’s long, but it’s worth it. And at the 3:17 mark he challenges Terrelle Pryor to a fight.  That’s right.  His own QB.  Awesome.  <guyism>

Rolling Stone Magazinerolls right over Eric Mangini.  Then takes a big ol’ crap on his face.  And the world politely applauds.  <sportressofblogitude>

I’ll begin by telling you that this link is NSFW.  The pictures are only a little NSFW, but the banners and crap all over are very much fire-me material.  That said, here are pictures of Marisa Miller changing her bikini bottoms.  In related news, Dylan won’t be available for a few days, and he just went broke buying lotion and Gatorade.  Remember, don’t click on this link from a work computer or you’ll get fired.  <drunkenstepfather>

Decoding your grandparents’ sexting codes.  This is funny enough to over-come the gross factor.  <holytaco>

And there you have it.  My triumphant return may have petered out a little early, but that just means everything is back to normal.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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