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I know she hot, but doesn't she look like a pain in the ass?

Everybody knows that most soccer fans are stupid ass holes.  They’re stupid, and they’re also ass holes.  Terrible combo.  Well anyway, a bunch of them were in Amsterdam for some game (match! Hurrrrrr) and got arrested for being stupid ass holes.  Instead of just doing drugs and chilling out, like the rest of the tourists.  <sportressofblogitude>

That pigeon from the Raiders game now has a Madden profile.  Do you ever see something online and say to yourself “I should have thought of that first”?  Because it happens to me every goddamn day.  But not about this.  I was just saying.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Detroit Pistons fans are maybe already stressing out about their team’s defense.  When you start quoting Ace Ventura it’s time to turn off the game and find a girlfriend.  That’s what this doctor I know would maybe say if I asked him.  Probably not though.  <detroit4lyfe>

Hmm… Play football for Kansas State or make $1,500 filming a porn…?  Sometimes life sure does throw you a big slow softball to knock out of the park.  Unless you’re me.  I routinely ground out to the pitcher.  <totalprosports>

I thought this vomiting pumpkins link was going to be fun, but it turns out I’m more hungover than I thought.  <holytaco>

Maybe someone spotted Mike Vick buying dog food.  But this is the world of cell phone cameras and the Internet, so until I see proof I’m staying skeptical.  Just like Obama’s birth certificate.  (Puts gun in mouth).  <stylepoints>

Of course Lane Kiffin is a douchebag.  But he’s a douchebag with a helicopter.  Kinda makes the rest of us douchebags look poor, doesn’t it?  <nogutsnoglory>

Blah blah, happy Friday.  Time to go scrub the stink of failure and desperation off me.  Again.  Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.  

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