Stupid Hat Tuesday Dump

I need some singles.

Chris Cooley bleached all his hair blond.  Then he broke his ankle.  Then his team got Bear Raped.  Well, maybe not Bear Rape… but it was gruesome.  If his hair color decision didn’t ensure something bad would happen to him, it certainly ensured people would laugh about it when it did.  <detroit4lyfe>

Ron Artest is so respected in both the international humanitarian community and the music industry that he’s decided to come out with a new song called “Afghan Women.”  No shit.  Every now and then you see professional athletes doing crazy/stupid things, but you think “You know what, he understands.  He’s just goofing around for the hell of it.  He gets it.”  Ron Artest is not one of those guys.  <stylepoints>

Bob Griese and Taco Gate.  Also, when is the moratorium on adding gate to scandals?  That was a long f*cking time ago.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Here are gameday signs from BYU.  I think I remember a funny one about Cougars somewhere in there.  But mostly what I took from this is that you aren’t going to be seeing any Mormon comedians in the next ever.  <thatfan>

Clearly, Georgia Tech totally cheated in their win over Virginia Tech.  Just do the math.  <gobblercountry>

In case you missed it, or you’re like me and enjoy watching it multiple times, here’s Adrian Peterson ruining Willie Gay’s day, then doing a caveman scream.  Also, I’m really disappointed in myself for not thinking of “Gay Bashing.”  <nfljuice>

Les Miles likes to kiss men.  On their mouths.  He also is the living incarnation of Steve Martin’s character in “The Jerk”.  But more about that later.  Back to man kissing.  <friendsoftheprogram>

For those of usyou who like things like the NBA or stupid looking shoes, here’s LeBron’s new Nike commercial.  <neswsports>

Sometimes you just have to watch a kid get kicked in the throat.  If this is one of those times, then here you go.  <evilchili>

A compilation of Jake Delhomme doing the “I’m worse than JaMarcus Russell” Dance.  <kissingsuzykolber>

And that’s it for Stupid Hat Tuesday Dump.  If you have pictures of stupid hats feel free to send them, along with link tips and story ideas, to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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