Frumpy Friday Dump

Spray on baby oil doesn't really look like sweat. Also, I picked this picture before I remembered it was Halloween weekend. I'm too lazy to change it.

Seeing as how Halloween is tomorrow, here’s what different athletes will be wearing this year.  On a side note: I don’t know when Halloween became nothing more than an excuse for women to dress like whores, but God Bless America.  That one idea turned this shit-tastic holiday into one of the best days of the year.  The only negative is trying to find a costume that can hide a hard-on.  <stylepoints>

In case you missed South Park this week, the Japanese kill the Miami Dolphins.  Here’s the scene.  <outsidetheboxscore>

I knew that at some point the people of Detroit would start to snap.  Something would push them over that edge… Finally.  I just had no idea it would be an injury to a guy named Filppula.  Then again, the Red Wings are the only thing left in Detroit worth a damn.  <detroit4lyfe>

Last night North Carolina beat Virginia Tech by a last second field goal.  If you want to read an angry, hungover recap of the game by someone who’s soul was just crushed, head on over to this link.  As of my linking this, there’s nothing written on the post game.  But I suspect that has something to do with heart break and a 5th of bourbon.  I suspect by mid day you’ll get what you want.  <gobblercountry>

I don’t feel like doing a bunch of Halloween links today, so here you go.  Here are 51 sites that address nothing but Halloween.  From NFL cheerleaders in costume, to cool pumpkin carving to pranks.  It’s all there.  Now shut up.  <coedmag>

What’s better than a guy on a bike doing something stupid and smacking his face on the unforgiving concrete?  When takes his girlfriend on the adventure with him, of course.  Now they can be stupid and deformed forever… Together.  Ah l’amour… <withleather>

Here’s a sneezing baby elephant.  He sneezes so loud he scares himself.  I could watch this video a hundred times if I didn’t have to crap so bad.  <evilchili>

I know I said I didn’t want to do a lot of Halloween links, but this one is worth it.  Letters to annoying people on Halloween.  Also on the same site are 25 very good costumes.  Featuring Leeloo from The 5th Element in that hot little white-strap number.  <holytaco>

Will Leitch was not asked by the St. Louis Dispatch to participate in their survey about the future of Rick Ankiel.  This, apparently, was crushing.  <sportressofblogitude>

Alright, happy Halloween assholes.  Feel free to send in pictures of yourselves doing slutty/stupid/drunk things.  Do NOT send me pictures of your kids in costume.  By law I’m not allowed to have pictures of children dressed up on my computer anymore.  It’s sort of a long story…. Send link tips and suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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