Moonday Time Change Dump

Aww... Now the sheets are gonna be all greasy...

If you like Michelle Beadle and want to continue to think she’s sexy, you should probably not watch this video of her dancing on her birthday.  Just a warning.  I’ve seen amputees dance less awkwardly.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Normally if I wanted to get  you to watch a clip from the Lions- Rams game, I’d have to lie about what the link was, and say something about Alyssa Milano candid blah blah blah NSFW.  But I’ll be straight up about this one.  This is a great hit.  And there’s some hometown hate thrown in as commentary below the video too.  <detroit4lyfe>

Disgruntled Bears fans who felt that the best way to express their frustration with the Chicago offense was to remake a Billy Joel song.  I’m certain that at some point it must have seemed logical, but I don’t know if that came after or before the 4th shot of tequila.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Game Day signs from Eugene, Oregon.  Much better than BYU’s lameness.  Plus, playing a team called the Trojans is kind of a freebie.  <thatfan>

I don’t think you can say that moving the ESPN wall camera long after a ball hit it and you botched the call is a “precaution”.  A precaution is something you do to keep from f*cking things up, not something you do after you f*cked things up.  <bigleaguestew>

British people are weird.  They only seem a lot like us until you hang around one for a while.  Then you read about one of them lighting another on fire.  On a train.  And the guy who was on fire… He was dressed up as sheep.  Is sheep only plural?  That sounds weird.  F*ck it.  <bustedcoverage>

I don’t have any of my own material for this link description.  It’s better without my help.  Title:  What’s Scarier: Broken Condom with a Prostitute or Choking When You’re Home Alone?  Fortunately for me I always have sex alone and I rarely eat.  <holytaco>

All right, that’s all.  Happy First Monday After Time Change.  Though it turns out that staying out at the bars an extra hour on Sunday night negates any positive effects of having an extra hour of sleep.  Amazing huh?  Send tips and suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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