Official Tuesday Dump

Guess what the NBA could do to make me watch every night?

Whoever is in charge of picking where ESPN GameDay goes must think it’s his job to lower ratings.  This week’s huge match up worthy of the GameDay Crew?  Air Force.  I don’t even know who they’re playing.  And you know what?  I’m not checking either.  I’ll look for peanuts in my shit before I look up who Air Force plays.  <thatfan>

The Atlanta Falcons almost came back last night.  After the MNF crew had pronounced them dead on the scene.  But most importantly Matt Ryan threw a pick in the waning moments to give my defense the point it needed for me to tie in fantasy this week.  Don’t act like you don’t care.  <detroit4lyfe>

You know what’s helpful in broadcasting?  Microphones.  Someone had to remind Sage Steele of this.  Yep, it’s almost 2010 Sage, and we know this isn’t radio… But you still have to have a microphone.  <outsidetheboxscore>

DeSean Jackson Ass ramming Andy Reid.  No shit.  And I’m pretty sure that’s Andy’s O face too.  I love this picture.  <700level>

In Golf’s eternal quest to be counted as a legitimate sport, they’ll pull any stops.  That now includes positive doping tests for 40 year-old players.  Sorry golf.  Still not buying it.  Get back in line with NASCAR and Pool.  <bigleaguescrew>

You know that costume idea for Halloween you had that was so great?  Here’s what it really said about you.  This is mostly for dudes, because obviously just about every girl costume says “ho”.  <holytaco>

Ooooh, what’s better than drunk people fighting on the street?  When they’re all in costume!  Yaaaay! Video! Yaaay!  <bustedcoverage>

You know, daylight savings time just makes me stay out drinking an hour later.  I don’t think it’s supposed to work that way, but I feel more like crap than usual.  But I think this has more to do with me being retarded than some flaw with DST.  Send link tips and story ideas to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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