FML Thursday Dump

Even pretty girls walk into doors every now and then

Apparently Carrie Prajean has an awesome home-made sex tape.  And I swear to Jesus I’ll believe in him again if they release it and it’s inter-racial lesbian action.  I will grow a beard and walk the land extolling the miracles of Christ if that’s what it is.  No shit.  <celebslam> 

LSU fans being total cum rags has been a running theme on this site in the history of sports.  Everything they do is incredi-douche, and way over the top.  Everything.  They suck so hard that even things that would be cool if other fan-bases did it become instantly shitty when they do it.  This time they’ve gotten a hold of Alabama QB Greg McElroy’s cell phone.  I’m sure that collection of voice mails and texts messages is practically Shakespearean in it’s combined brilliance.  <thatfan>

Utah Marching Band performing the National Anthem?  I’ve never heard a better reason to dance like a freak in front of thousands of people.  I could save the Federal government millions on their anti-drug advertising by just showing every kid in America this.  Well, this and Requiem for a Dream.  <outsidetheboxscore>

This Larry Johnson-specific sign in the Chiefs locker room may tell us a lot about that organization.  Passive-Aggressive is hardly the way you want your favorite football team to play.  <stylepoints>

For those of you who stayed up to watch the Yankees win the World Series, you probably also watched the interview with MVP Hideki Matsui.  Sadly, the FOX translator didn’t give you what Hideki was really saying.  Here’s how that exchange really went down.  <detroit4lyfe>

Everyone who loves college football either bets on it, or wishes they had the stones or knowledge to.  Well the team I’m consistently most afraid to bet on is Virginia Tech, because any given night they can play with the best of them, or get beat by the worst of them.  Well here’s a solid preview of VT-East Carolina, and now I’m as close as I ever have been to placing a bet on a Hokie game.  <gobblercountry>

Remember how I said the DeSean Jackson-Andy Reid Ass-Ram showcased Andy’s O-face?  Well some fantastic photo-shopper felt the same way, and brings you a picture worthy of framing and hanging on your wall.  <kissingsuzykolber>

Gus Johnson was forced to apologize for describing Chris Johnson’s break away run as ”get-away-from-the-cops speed.”  Anyone who thinks that call had racial undertones is a f*cking racist.  It’s just a call.  If you’ve ever run away from the cops, you know exactly what he was talking about.  <withleather>

It’s the Fifth of November.  Which means you should watch this movie today.  If you don’t like it we’re not friends.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com.

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