Veterans Day Dump

Happy Veterans Day. I just erected a flag pole.

Apparently Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is supposed to be one of the most kick ass games ever.  I always defer judgement on these games to my former-Marine buddies, but I’m going to go ahead and guess this game kicks ass.  <withleather>

Larry Johnson was coached on what to say by his agent/handlers.  Fortunately, this did not keep him from sounding like a prick on the Dan Patrick Show yesterday.  I guess the NFL noticed, because he has yet to be picked up by anyone.  When the Lions and Rams are passing you up it’s time to consider suicide.  <sportressofblogitude>

Also in honor of Veterans Day, here are 5 of the most memorable moments from “The Vet” in Philly.  I think it’s only appropriate that they led with the video of it being imploded.  Because that place, name excluded, sucked a fat one.  <morehardball>

Jennifer Lopez has done something I appreciate for the first time in her life.  No, she didn’t jump off the Bay Bridge.  Yet.  But she is blocking the release of her Sex Tape.  I have no desire to see her getting dug out.  But if it’s released, of course I’m going to.  I can’t help myself.  I just don’t want to.  So, thank you Ms. Lopez.  Now, about that bridge… <anyguey>

Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Tribunelikes to run his stupid mouth, or move his stupid fingers, whatever.  But fortunately he has at least a little integrity, and some awesome citizen called him on his bullshit.  Because he said he’d eat a copy of his column if Joakim Noah ever became a useful player.  Salsa in hand, he did just that.  What lands in Morrissey’s toilet this morning is very symbolic of what is happening to the newspaper industry.  <notqualifiedtocomment>

Apparently not all the luck is gone from Detroit.  Actually, it is.  Because it was stolen by Joe Cada, who just won the World Series of Poker.  If I were him I wouldn’t go back to Detroit.  He now has more money than everyone else there combined.  Then again if I were me, or anyone else, I would never go back to Detroit either.  <detroit4lyfe>

Like me, you probably think of thick girls when you picture OSU Cheerleaders.  But only most of them are thick.  A few are sexy.  And they grope each other.  And there are pictures.  Look.  <uncoached>

This may be my favorite picture of all time.  Not because I give two shits about Alabama, but because it exemplifies how stupid, cocky and wrong everything about and everyone associated with LSU is.  I might get this framed.  <friendsoftheprogram>

Oh, Clemson Women’s Rowing Team.  You’d need 2 and 1/4 camels to replicate that look.  Oh, and you should really read the comments.  <deadspin>

Happy Veterans Day Everyone.  It’s also hump day.  Merge the two and hump a veteran.  And also send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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