Mondays are F*cking Terrible Dump

Monday, November 16th, 2009 | Robbie
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Vodka and Teddy Bears. Sounds like a recipe for pedophilia...

Game Day Signs and screen caps.  These come out of Texas, so don’t expect a whole lot of clever.  I’m just surprised that as many are spelled correctly as there are.  <thatfan>

Hot women wearing MLB get-up.  You’re either into that sort of thing or you’re not, but I’m not saying any more about it.  <morehardball>

Dan Marino doesn’t feel like the word “shit” is used enough on broadcast television.  He made his contribution to fix that yesterday.  <outsidetheboxscore>

Last night Bill Belichick cost his team the game with one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen a head coach make, at any level.  Okay, that’s not true, but at the college level and up.  Not counting Les Miles.  Anyway, then he acted like a complete cum rag to Matt Stover, and had his body guard wipe out a cameraman.  It was a magical game.  <detroit4lyfe>

Here’s some New Englander who thinks what Bill did was awesome.  This is quite funny.  After the game Belichick made some snide remark about how he thought it was a good call to get that “one yard”.  Unfortunately his team needed two yard to keep possession.  So yeah… Take your medicine dude.  <barstoolsports>

Bud Adams, the Tennessee Titans owner, is a mean, crusty, old mother f*cker.  And he flips people off by the thousands.  And I think he’s just wonderful.  <bustedcoverage>

Awesome hardcore British kid cries, throws a fit, and punches a wall multiple times because of the new Call of Duty game.  Which he claims to have just played for “seveh-een” hours straight.  I am formally volunteering to beat him, for free, for his parents.  Because they obviously aren’t doing it right.  <holytaco>

It’s time to do something about this headache.  Have a great goddamn Monday.  Keep in mind it has to be better than Bill Belichick’s.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com

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