Wednesday Line-O-Butts Dump

For once, I'll follow the directions written on the back.

Want to see a pervy photo galary of a sexy pole vaulter?  That’s what I thought.  And there’s voting or something, if you’re into reading words and stuff.  <totalprosports>

Best Jesus Fish decal ever.  Because dinosaurs make everything better.  <iambored>

Between to Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (spelled it right on just my second try.  Heeyaaaaaaaw!).  This episode he has Conan O’Brien.  And once again, it’s the best thing you’ll see all week.  I should have put this first, but I’m not a ”cut-and-paste” kind of guy.  So just read this first.  <funnyordie>

Elizabeth Lambert is that C-word (can I say cunt? I’ll ask Dylan later.) of a soccer player for New Mexico.  Here’s her very-fake-but-funny-because-it’s-potentially-hurtful dating video.  <outsidetheboxscore>

This picture is titled Drunk Driving Win.  I’m inclined to agree.  <stylepoints>

25 kick-ass snowmen/women/things.  It’s getting cold, so this seems appropriate.  Well, no, most of these are anything but appropriate, but some are from Calvin and Hobbes, and there’s even one from a Don Hertzfeldt cartoon.  And they’re funny.  Go look.  (Note: More than a few are sexual and have snow weiners.)  <holytaco>

Advice on how to pick up women.  From a blogger.  It’s too early for irony this thick.  <thebachelorguy>

Dick Jauron got fired.  Pretty much the same day as Mark Mangino, though I don’t think Mangino has been officially fired yet.  Still, I want to see these two standing next to each other.  <withleather>

Happy Hump Day.  Send link tips and story suggestions to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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