Thexthy Thurthday Dump

Women: Putting way too much effort into making me blow in my pants

Russian figure skaters apparently take everything to the extreme.  Stealing a car: What’s the fun in that?  Unless you’re going get really drunk first.  Then drive it around.  In a country you’ve never been in before.  F*cking awesome.  <sportressofblogitude>

A Nebraska football coach got nailed in the nuts during last week’s Kansas game.  And there’s video.  And it’s funny.  And who knew watching Nebraska vs. Kansas would have such an interesting twist?  <outsidetheboxscore>

The NHL has done everything it can to ruin the game of hockey and run off all the fans.  One example of this is the “intent to blow the whistle” rule.  Last night it cost Detroit the game, and their fans are a wee bit pissy about it.  <detroit4lyfe>

The Bengals have a 41-year-old cheerleader.  And there are pictures.  And she has big, fake boobs (of course).  I actually think this is pretty smart.  Most NFL fans that can afford seats anywhere near the cheerleaders are older dudes anyway.  Sure, they like the low 20-somethings, but they like the mature ladies best, if strip-club behavior is any indication.  Not that I’d ever go to one of those places… <deuceofdavenport>

All the major airlines suck.  The only possible exception is Southwest, but their new ads are about to push me over the homicidal line.  Well all the big ones, except Southwest, have tacked on an extra $50 to people flying out of the southern half of Florida airports the day after the Super Bowl.  Now, I don’t give two shits about the people who actually go to the game.  If they can afford to go to the Super Bowl then whatever.  But what about everyone else who lives in that area?  Just f*ck ‘em, eh?  I can’t wait for you bastards to go out of business. I’ll throw a f*cking party.  <sportingnews>

What was a very attractive young lady decided to pose for Playboy.  Then she painted a Tebow jersey on herself.  After thinking about this for another 2 seconds, if hate f*cking is cathartic then this might be a really, really great idea.  <totalprosports>

Somebody slept in today, so that’s all there’s going to be.  But don’t feel cheated.  You should see how little effort I’m about to put into my other job.  Send story ideas and link tips to bootleggersports@gmail.com. 

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